C'est.la.vie
spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.
I want this set, it’s so gorgeous!
"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."note to self  (via c-oquetry)

22 hours ago · 69,826 notes

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

3 days ago · 559,833 notes

oh look, my life.
heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell